MySpace Gets Religious

MySpace Gets Religious

Jesus Christ has a MySpace account. Sure, it's part of the advertising campaign for Churches' Advertising Network, and Jesus has been dead for about two thousand years, but it got us thinking. If you can have Jesus on your friends list to make you look more important (ahem), who else can you add?

Is This Jesus?

God
Jesus' daddy. Except rather than a mystical creature, it appears to be a 16-year-old Californian boy, with only 49 friends.

Virgin Mary
It seemed only fair to include the mother - and in one of the least surprising ways, it turns out to be a metal band. Yawn.

Buddah
We're sure it's not 'L-Townz Finest' who was once the source of a celebrity spirituality fad. And would someone so 'awakened' want to meet Rihanna and Jessica Alba?

Allah
With 1.3 billion Islamics in the world, it's fair to say the real Allah would have more than just 7 friends. But then would the genuine article do his work for money?

L. Ron Hubbard
We'd give massive respect to someone who's able to create their own religion. If only he'd not taken Tom Cruise under his wing and created the TomKat monster. Or indeed, poor little Suri.

Ned Flanders
Well, who's the world's most famous religious type? The self-professed 'Soldier of God' has more friends than anyone else here, and why not? The Lord is his hero, and he's a History Channel addict!

FFWD

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